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Sometimes people have actual sex in movies. No, no, not porn—that’s a whole different game, and even though it's real, it's hardly realistic. We’re talking regular movies, the kind they show in a regular movie theater. Movies that play in regular movie theaters (or at least that one artsy cinema downtown by the college). Granted, a lot of these are indie films, because major studios don't usually allow their simulated sex scenes to get messed up by the actors involved doin’ it for real. But somehow, these flicks are not porn, ostensibly because they’re well made and not produced over the course of half a day of filming in the San Fernando Valley.