Pixar: emotions are people. People are irrational bags of emotions.

I realize this isn't the first trailer for this film, but it's the first one I've seen and I feel like I'm watching a beloved sports hero cheat right in front of me. Pixar has made billions of dollars turning ordinary nouns into characters filled with complex human feelings. Always looking to improve this system, executives have decided to eliminate the middleman of a "thing" to imbue with emotions and are now just making characters named Anger (Lewis Black), Joy (Amy Poehler), Disgust (Mindy Kaling), Sadness (Phyllis Smith) and Fear (Bill Hader) for the upcoming film Inside Out.

What's next? Are they going to make a movie called Movie about a digital film projector whose big goal is to finish projecting the movie Movie? The whole plot could just be an old, wizened human projectionist giving the new digital projector a pep talk as a timer counts down to the end of the film.

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