"It's beautiful! What is it?"

As anybody with even a cursory obsession with the upcoming Fantastic Four movies knows, fan expectations for this latest adaptation have not been particularly high. The idea that it's going for some kind of a "gritty" vibe bodes unwell, but not as unwell as the fact that they're changing Doctor Doom from an evil inventor/sorcerer into a computer programmer/blogger.

So, you would be forgiven for mistaking the Internet-wide sigh of relief over this not-completely-awful-looking official teaser trailer for actual enthusiasm:

Sources: 20th Century Fox | redditor Murreey