One man's trash is another man's Rebellion.

Redditor yellowcakecone and his girlfriend recently ordered a new bed (bow chicka wow-wow), and as exciting as that must have been, there was one major downside: the leftover packaging materials. Now, yellowcakecone's girlfriend asked, some would say quite reasonably, that he take all this cardboard out of the house to the trash (or, hopefully, the recycling). He had other plans

"Brown 3, standing by."

Sources: redditor yellowcakecone | redditor evr487