17 funny tweets about Taylor Swift releasing an album on Kim Kardashian's birthday.

Aug 31, 2022 | 4:40 PM

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Between ruining the environment with her private jet and keeping all of TikTok deeply invested in whether not she dated Karlie Kloss, Taylor Swift is undeniably prolific...

Midnights, the stories of 13 sleepless nights scattered throughout my life, will be out October 21. Meet me at midnight.

Pre-order now: https://t.co/jjqUNkphuG pic.twitter.com/Fh96zK8vro
— Taylor Swift (@taylorswift13) August 29, 2022

So, if you're confused as to how Taylor Swift has yes, yet again, churned out another album while re-recording her old ones and jet-setting across the globe as a climate criminal, here are the funniest tweets about the impending release of her 13-song album 'Midnights' out October 21st. Yes, October 21st, a date that Swifties have already confirmed as nemesis Kim Kardashian's birthday and alleged ex lover Karlie Kloss' wedding anniversary. Please don't let it be another snake-filled 'Reputation-era' situation...

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@flabbygutler #midnights #taylorswift #swiftnation #shadenevermadeanybodylessgay ♬ original sound - Flabs

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taylor releasing midnights on karlie’s wedding anniversary is so insane i love the drama
— kt 🐢 (@cowboylikekt) August 30, 2022

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taylor’s new album concept being the art of staying all night up overthinking your whole life.. yeah this album is about to hit very hard y’all 😭
— ً (@mcyfield) August 29, 2022

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Swifties right now: pic.twitter.com/3GbKmnHw7s
— Taylor Swift Facts (@blessedswifty) August 29, 2022

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i apologize for the person i’ll become on October 21 when midnights by taylor swift is released
— Midnights commentary (@tsmidnightsts10) August 31, 2022

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new taylor swift album announcement! check on the most annoying girl you know today
— evil (@peachcrisis) August 29, 2022

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nobody:

taylor swift’s albums:
🦋🫶☔🧣🗽 🐍 💘🪩🥂🕛
— Midnights commentary (@tsmidnightsts10) August 30, 2022

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We’re getting a new Taylor album, which means that ALL of my exes are now thinking about me
— Raghav (1989 era) 💙 (@RaghavsRep) August 29, 2022

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So just to recap:@taylorswift13, born on the 13th, 13 years after the Kanye incident at the @vmas, accepts the VMA for her 10 minute version of a song and announces her 10th studio album, coming in the 10th month of the year. It will have - naturally - 13 tracks.
— Nathan Hubbard (@NathanCHubbard) August 29, 2022

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taylor swift is dropping new album october 21st. she announced the album 13 years after that vmas accident with kan*e. do you know who was born on october 21st? kim kardashian. i love blondie. she’s crazy like that
— Dom (@tumovadomi) August 29, 2022

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taylor announcing a new album means that i’m about to become unbearable to everyone around me
— julia 🪩 midnighTS!! (@mirroorball) August 29, 2022

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Imagine if Taylor Swift's Midnights album is just 13 white noise songs to fall asleep to
— Joseph Longo (@josephlongo_) August 29, 2022

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Only Taylor Swift would be baller enough to drop a surprise album on Kim K’s birthday.

Absolute savage.
— Casey Buscher (@caseybuschertv) August 29, 2022

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ON KIM’S BIRTHDAY pic.twitter.com/qRhsaqxDAw
— Vulture (@vulture) August 29, 2022

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SHE LOOKS ABSOLUTELY MISERABLE OH THE MUSIC IS GOING TO DEVOUR pic.twitter.com/7oGtrHwuhU
— Маделейн 💌 (@normalmadeline) August 29, 2022

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Swifties: taylor is happier than ever !!!

Taylor: ok so here is my third new depressing and mentally ill album in a row in the spam of 2 years, enjoy
— zara | viúva de endi (@thelakesx) August 29, 2022

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why does this look like a Lexapro ad pic.twitter.com/05dTKSktDb
— Crawford M Horton (@broiledcrawfish) August 29, 2022

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