"Damn You, Cat!" would make a great metal song.
Sadie Somehome may be singing about being scared of dentists and the dark, but from the way she shifts from "pretty girls" to "YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE!," could put the fear of God into anyone foolish enough to interrupt her ukelele cover of Vance Joy's "Riptide." It certainly scared the crap out of the cat, who probably knocked over the camera out of curiosity, as apposed to the reason the rest of us might. I kid. It's not that Sadie can't sing, it's just that ukeleles are right behind kazoos on the list of annoying instruments that have never improved one song in the history of music.
To her credit, Sadie has a good sense of humor, and posted the video to YouTube knowing that people might get a kick out of her minor key meltdown. "This is my cat, Cali." She wrote, "I love her dearly, but sometimes she is a shitty kitty and a cat-astrophe."
"Cat-astrophe?" Are you kidding me? Goddam you and your puns!
(by Jonathan Corbett)