Can I fit this guy inside my phone?

I don't know about you, but my initial thought upon hearing somebody's iPhone "Marimba" ringtone is anger. Intense anger. For some reason, it seems like the kind of person who will choose that as their ringtone—from among the many, many other options that come standard on the device—is the very same kind of person who will leave their iPhone at their desk while they go off to a meeting someplace far away in the building. (This distaste may or may not have its roots in an actual real-world scenario.) It's essentially the bwoop bwoop bwoop eeeeeee uuuuuu eeeeee uuuuuu car alarm of iPhone ringtones.

Sources: Alexis Hadefi | h/t Laughing Squid