As if Adele weren't already awesome enough, the 28-year-old singer told producer Tony Visconti to suck her dick. Not that she has one, necessarily, but if she did, Visconti, 72, would be welcome to suck it hard and long. Why the invitation? In an interview with Daily Star, the producer, who's worked with the likes of David Bowie, Morrissey, and T-Rex, said "We know Adele has a great voice but it’s even questionable if that is actually her voice or how much has been manipulated. We don’t know." He also said, "There’s a sound to pop now that is so perfect it’s boring, because everything is fixed." Did buddy here just call Adele…"boring"?
In response to the interview Adele said, "...some dickhead tried to say that my voice was not me on record. Dude, suck my dick."
And her well-crafted rebuttal worked, because Visconti apologized…sort of. He said, "I’m sorry that what I said in regards to what’s being played on radio was misconstrued yet I cannot apologise for something taken the wrong way. If Adele has taken my comments as offensive that was certainly not my intent. Adele has a great voice and it brings pleasure to millions." So ladies, take note: If you want a man to apologize, just tell him to suck your dick. Can't hurt, anyway.