Calvin Harris is pulling an Adele on 'cheating' Taylor Swift and Tom Hiddleston.

Calvin Harris is pulling an Adele on 'cheating' Taylor Swift and Tom Hiddleston.
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Scottish DJ Calvin Harris/member of the Taylor Swift Ex-boyfriends Club is reportedly releasing a new track on Friday called "Ole" and yep, the words are supposedly all about Swift cheating on him. In the past, Swift's been the one writing songs about all the ones who got away or done her wrong, but this time she'll be on the receiving end of lyric fury.

The lyrics are apparently from the point of view of her paramour, Tom Hiddleston, with whom Harris believes she cheated (who knows if she did but their relationship did seem to get super serious, super fast). For example,the line: "Low key, you won't tell none of your friends about me" which is especially fitting since Hiddleston played the character Loki in The Avengers.

There's the line that goes: "I see online that you begun to be a good girl and take trips with your boyfriend. Being attentive, continue to pretend," which could refer to the tropical vacation and trips to Coachella Swift made with Harris before their breakup in May. Then, "You've hidden my name in your phone so you can call me to tell me you've been going through hell / Left him alone and you booked in a hotel."

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According to TMZ, Harris is not harboring resentment toward Hiddleston, who he believes is "under Taylor's spell​," which is odd since Hiddleston is 35 and Swift is, as far as we know, not actually a witch. Clearly, though, Harris is not too happy with Swift. Maybe he'll parlay the whole ordeal into an album, which seems to be what a lot of artists do. Imagine using your heartbreak for something more than sitting on the couch watching Gilmore Girls and crying. But then again, Harris might be doing a little of that, too. If so, cheer up Calvin-real-name-Adam, you'll love again one day, even if only Netflix.

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