"Someone at my show doing nerdery wrong?!"

You know the only thing more annoying than seeing someone record video with their phone in portrait mode instead of  the proper landscape mode? Hearing somebody complain about it. Alright, D. A. Pennebaker, we get it! You think portrait mode videography is an abomination. Also, bacon is delicious and Jennifer Lawrence seems like a really cool person to hang out with. But you know what? Those are all things that do not need to be stated anymore. The seven billion Internet commenters who came before you shut the door on those subjects quite adequately.

Sources: jaredmf | h/t redditor PHUCE | redditor miguelnous