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We all know there's a good reason Turtle never became as successful as his brothers.

For several years now, Jeff Wyanski of Pleated Jeans has sat down for his series Misheard Song Lyrics to earnestly transcribe the pop hits of our times the way they're really heard, which are rarely the way our non-enunciating musical contemporaries wrote them. He's covered past decades and current hits, but this week Jeff went back and selected the top mondegreens (that is the word for a misheard phrase or lyric) from the hits of 2014. So, let's gang bang into the room and soak up some of that trumpet stank.

Sources: Pleated Jeans