This song is really dumb, but I can't stop listening to it. Please send help.

"Don't, don't you want me to repeat the same lyric over and over?" (via YouTube)

Picture this: One of those gritty 80's dystopias, full of darkness and waste punctuated by garish neon lights. It's an alternate reality where songs are exactly like they are now — except that they can't have more than two lines of lyrics. Dun dun DUNNNNNN!

What is this world like? Is it better, simpler? Or do these sad people not know what they're missing? Well, you can decide for yourself now that YouTube user svantana edited Human League's 1981 tune "Don't You Want Me" to basically just be about that lady working in the cocktail bar, and nothing else. BEHOLD YOUR ALTERNATE REALITY! You can dance to it.

Sources: h/t Dangerous Minds