Kanye West deigning to perform.

Doesn't your heart just go out to Kanye West? All he's trying to do is live a dope life and do dope shit, but everybody's always trying to drag him down. And by everybody, I mean everybody! You, me, famous photographers who turn down offers to shoot his wedding like it's a fashion show, professional comedians who refuse to treat him with the solemn reverence owed to even the humblest of demigods. And now even the handicapped are ganging up on him.

Sources: The Daily Mail | TMZ | h/t Gawker