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Lady Gaga and her drones rocked the Super Bowl halftime show, but to many, it wasn't political enough, but to others, it was straight-up Satanic.

"You shall burn in the FIERY PITS OF HELL!"
"You shall burn in the FIERY PITS OF HELL!"
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Professional conspiracy theorist Alex Jones saw beyond Lady Gaga's call for diversity and inclusion in her dance jam "Born This Way" into the real message: Hail Satan.

Lady Gaga To Conduct Satanic Ritual At Super Bowl LI

Posted by Alex Jones on Sunday, February 5, 2017
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In a video before the game, Jones warned of "Satanic ritual" hosted by the Illuminati, saying, "She wears meat suits and does all these rituals—Madonna does it too—and the organizers of the Super Bowl are deciding to defile America and break our will by having us bow down to this."

"You must worship me—ONLY I CAN FIX IT."
"You must worship me—ONLY I CAN FIX IT."
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Jones rants about the 'New World Order,' and that it is only Trump who could save the world from Lady Gaga's agenda of world dominance.

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After the show, Jones insisted that the actual performance was ripe with sadistic symbolism. It must be exhausting searching for the devil in everything except Donald Trump.

“They say she’s going to stand on top of the stadium, ruling over everyone with drones everywhere, surveilling everyone in a big swarm,” he said, as Independent reports,“To just condition them to say ‘I am the Goddess of Satan’ ruling over them with the rise of the robots in a ritual of lesser magic.”

The face of evil.
The face of evil.
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That's right. No matter gay, straight, or bi, lesbian, transgender life, Gaga is the Goddess of Satan ready to steal your soul.

Don't be a drag, just be a queen, Alex Jones. Also, stop being anti-Semitic.

Sources: Independent