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Stop the presses: the greatest living artist and greatest artist of all time (which everyone agrees is Macklemore) just dropped a Valentine's Day banger you don't even have to get Tidal to hear! That's a shame, because the inconvenience of Tidal might've been a protective barrier between your ears and this touching rap about long-term relationship handjobs and poops (aka "boos").

No, don't reach for your earphones. Let this blast out yo' speakers. The world must hear you hear about the man who needs a handjob to wash away his fury that bae got ahead of him in Game of Thrones.