Bangerz and Madge. (via Getty)
Miley Cyrus' Unplugged special airs on MTV Wednesday night and will feature an appearance by Madonna, who stopped by to remind everyone that she still has it. "It" being a desperate need to attach herself to any trend, no matter how lame or age-inappropriate. Her team is probably busy right now trying to arrange a drag race with Justin Bieber.
The good news is that it may put an end to Miley's bizarre fascination with showing everyone her tonsils, because trends tend to die off once the over-fifty crowd gets in on the action. The same way that young people began bailing on Facebook once it became a place for parents to judge their appearance and remind them to clean their room.