In a perfect world, this brilliantly honest review from writer Chloe Papas would be the last thing you ever heard about Chris Brown. Partly because his mediocre career would already be over, but mostly because he would be in jail. Unfortunately, we don't live in a perfect world, so we'll just applaud Chloe from a safe distance and hope she doesn't walk by any chair-sized windows.

Sources: Hypervocal