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Who would win in a fight? Adolf Satan or Baby Jesus Hitler? The answer might surprise you!

We love playing the old "What's Your Death Metal Band Name" game, where you take your pet's name, change it to Hitler, take the street you were born on, change it to Jesus, then add a fetus or a ball sack and boom, you're huge in Norway! We were surprised to see Cybernetic God Crusher on this list since all their funding was redirected to the Large Hadron Collider. Anyway, reading this list is an infinitely more enjoyable experience than any time we've listened to the radio in the past fifteen years.

Sources: Redditor rht_rv