Rebecca Black, the 13-year-old disaster made famous for her cringe-inducing, rich-parent-funded music video "Friday," is now a 19-year-old "singer" ready to take another stab at making it big. After posting a teaser on Instagram last week, she released "The Great Divide" on September 3, her first song since her 2013 mockery of her 2011 failure/hit.

First of all, comb your hair, babe. You look like a ghost that flew out of a tornado. Nobody gets that mussed up growing up in rich-as-hell Irvine, California.