Eight minuet abs.

Cameron Carpenter is, like, really into the pipe organ. I mean, like, really, really into it. And do you know what else Cameron Carpenter is really into? Cameron Carpenter. You really should stop whatever you're doing right now and watch this six-minute ode to his two favorite things. Badass Digest's Devin Faraci described it as "Spinal Tap for pipe organs," which would be a spot-on description if it were an intentional parody:

Sources: Cameron Carpenter | h/t Badass Digest