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Chart proving Leonardo DiCaprio only dates women under 26 is disgusting the internet.

Chart proving Leonardo DiCaprio only dates women under 26 is disgusting the internet.

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Leonardo DiCaprio - star of 'Titanic', 'The Revenant,' and your teenaged fantasies - is a sprightly forty-four years old.

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And according to a chart that's circulating online, he's only willing to date women aged twenty-five and under. A data nerd who apparently shares my exact interests compared Leo's rising age to his various partners' and the results are...discouraging. At twenty-eight, I'm several years too ripe for Leo's Academy Award-winning penis. But more significantly: Leo's humanitarian beliefs don't extend to human women.

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Sources: Reddit
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