No one wants to be in a situation where you have to fake your way through liking a friend, a family member, or co-worker's terrible food recipe they're just dying to share. Double awful: there's only cloth napkins. GAH!
The icing on the proverbial cake: being the most beloved talk-show host in history and your guest makes a recipe so tasteless, you can't even fake it for the cameras.
Back in 2006, an innocuous woman named Anna Ginsberg inexplicably won the Pillsbury Bake-Off with her recipe for chicken and spinach stuffing. (We don't recommend trying this at home.)