5 moments from last night's 'Mad Men' premiere that will make you actually appreciate your job on a Monday.

5 moments from last night's 'Mad Men' premiere that will make you actually appreciate your job on a Monday.
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'Mad Men' is back on AMC, and so (unfortunately) is the workweek.

Here are the five moments from last night's premiere that will make you happy you have your job in the here and now and don't work at Sterling Cooper Draper Pryce in 1970.

1. At least your elevator small talk isn't this tense.

5 moments from last night's 'Mad Men' premiere that will make you actually appreciate your job on a Monday.
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Sure, someone saying "finally feels like spring out there!" makes you want to push the button for the highest floor in the building and reenact the opening credits from this show, but that's nothing compared to Peggy snidely taking the side of the misogynist men who belittled Joan in a meeting. Last night's episode showed exactly how much damage can be done in just a few floors' time.

2. You didn't get fired.

5 moments from last night's 'Mad Men' premiere that will make you actually appreciate your job on a Monday.
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Good for you! You showed up Monday and still have a job (and maybe even both eyes to stare at a computer screen all day). Ken's father-in-law retired, and along with that came the news that Ken needed to give all his accounts to Pete and hit the bricks! So collect that paycheck and don't fret about moving to the woods to write your novel. Just write it at your desk during your lunch break.

3. Nobody goes all 'Fifty Shades of Grey' with you while you model a mink coat in front of sleazy dudes.

5 moments from last night's 'Mad Men' premiere that will make you actually appreciate your job on a Monday.
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Even if you don't currently have a job, I'd say don't go looking for this one. Collecting unemployment would be better than living out a male fantasy in front of men who are fantasizing about women all day. Now eating at your desk doesn't seem so bad in comparison to being gawked at while semi-nude, does it?

4. You don't have the type of job that stresses you out so much you need to bang a random waitress or fly to Paris with a stranger.

5 moments from last night's 'Mad Men' premiere that will make you actually appreciate your job on a Monday.

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Flying to Paris and sleeping with strangers might sound fun, but if there's one thing we've learned from Mad Men, it's that all pleasure is fleeting and leaves people empty. You should stick with your family and, I don't know...volunteer somewhere? Yeah. That seems fulfilling. The one thing you shouldn't do is let your job dictate all of your feelings like Peggy and Don seem to. Take a vacation every once in awhile. That's the joy of having a job in the 21st Century. Your job will let you take one! They like their employees to be happy and not so stressed that they try to leave the country with no notice or randomly bang someone in an alley.

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5. You don't have to deal with Sterling's mustache.

5 moments from last night's 'Mad Men' premiere that will make you actually appreciate your job on a Monday.

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Seriously. No one even addressed it on the show. Thank God you work in 2015 where that kind of facial hair would be mocked by coworkers until it got shaved off by lunch.

Long story short: I'd rather have my foot run over by a tractor than work in advertising!

5 moments from last night's 'Mad Men' premiere that will make you actually appreciate your job on a Monday.

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