'Mad Men' is back on AMC, and so (unfortunately) is the workweek.

Here are the five moments from last night's premiere that will make you happy you have your job in the here and now and don't work at Sterling Cooper Draper Pryce in 1970.

1. At least your elevator small talk isn't this tense.

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Sure, someone saying "finally feels like spring out there!" makes you want to push the button for the highest floor in the building and reenact the opening credits from this show, but that's nothing compared to Peggy snidely taking the side of the misogynist men who belittled Joan in a meeting. Last night's episode showed exactly how much damage can be done in just a few floors' time.