It's too f*cking hot to leave your air conditioned living room this week. Here's how you should be passing your time instead:

1. Stranger Things, Netflix

It's the show that everyone on your Facebook feed is talking about, so jump on this thing before the conversation leaves you! I haven't watched it yet (I know, I need to)m but from what I understand it's set in the 1980s, it involves a Stephen-King-meets-Stephen Spielberg plot, and it revitalizes the career of beloved American icon Winona Ryder. Besides, are you going to watch a cheesy horror television show in the winter? Disposable television is what summer is for.