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Amy Schumer charmed Ellen DeGeneres with the tale of food poisoning in Paris that made Ellen squirm in her seat like Amy had to squirm on the toilet.

Schumer and her boyfriend Ben Hanisch took a romantic trip to the City of Light that quickly tested their love at both ends.

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Though Ellen has probably heard all the diarrhea diaries over her years as a comic, she couldn't handle Schumer's tale and her impression of a butt trumpet and almost needed her own whicker basket to barf in.

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The romantic vacation was chronicled on Instagram, sans butt trumpet, but Schumer still couldn't help but do schtick from her hospital bed.

Thanks for everything Paris! Except the food poisoning. #nooooooooooo #balmain #nyfw

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Pretty fired up to meet someone

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Love means never having to say, "Close the bathroom door."