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What's it like inside Beyoncé's womb? It's probably cooler than any other woman's womb out there, no offense to my fellow ladies. Last night, SNL took us into the doctor's office with Bey (played by Sasheer Zamata) and her doctor (Alec Baldwin) to discuss the delivery of her twin babies. And then they took us inside the womb.

Kenan Thompson and Tracy Morgan as Beyoncé's twin babies, in utero.
Kenan Thompson and Tracy Morgan as Beyoncé's twin babies, in utero.

Beyonce's babies (Kenan Thompson and Tracy Morgan), know that the womb they are in is probably a palace in comparison to the other wombs out there. It's got a red velvet couch, and a recording studio, according to Morgan, who says that he's "pure sex," just like his mom, and he's going to be the first person to "get somebody pregnant while inside somebody pregnant."

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They're pretty sure their mom is an amazing lady too. At one point, when Thompson brings up that he thinks his mom is having difficulty carrying the twins, Morgan replies with, "Oh, no she's not. I heard she carried two full-grown ladies for 10 years named Michelle and Kelly." Damn, most of us are happy if our babies can say their first word at 18 months, meanwhile Beyoncé's baby is slinging Comedy Central Roast-worthy insults from within his mother's uterus. These kids are gonna be advanced as heck.

When the babies start to get riled up, Beyoncé is able to lull them to sleep with an beautiful lullaby, which is a parody of her own song "Crazy In Love," in which the lyrics are changed to, "got my babies so sleepy right now." It's truly great.

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Go inside the womb and meet her twins for yourself by watching the sketch here: