Ah, the full-length Oprah interview. One of the few vestiges of great 20th-century TV, it gives the subject the chance to either totally recreate themselves, completely confirm the public's image of them, or implode for no apparent reason (see: Tom Cruise Couch Jump). Will Lance be able to win this grueling marathon of soul baring? Will he be able to climb the hills of increasingly pointed questions about his lies? Will he choose to coast on frustrating non-statements, or will he be able to grit his teeth and use his amazing lung capacity to tell the truth? Most importantly, will he be using performance-enhancing ADHD medicines before the show?