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Bryan Cranston wouldn't seem much like a murderer if you only saw him as the benign dad on Malcolm in the Middle. If you watched him as chemistry teacher turned drug dealer on Breaking Bad, however, you could maybe see it. Don't worry, he's not really a murderer (probably). On Wednesday night's Tonight Show, while promoting his new memoir, A Life in Parts, he told Jimmy Fallon the story about the time he and his brother were suspects in the murder of their horrible former boss at a restaurant in Florida.

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See, this is why you have to be careful about what you say about your boss in the company of others, even if everybody on staff hates that boss. You never know when a joke about slicing someone up like an onion becomes a reality. Although in the case of this guy, there were probably way fewer tears shed.