Your favorite toilet activity other than Facebook, Candy Crush Saga, was just bought for a whopping $6 billion. As Stephen Colbert pointed out on last night's Late Showthat's more than Disney paid for Star Wars, or the exact amount Colbert would pay to see the new Star Wars movie immediately. Candy Crush's new dad, Activision, wants to make movies out of their games, so Colbert took time out to imagine what a Candy Crush film saga would be like, with help from Liam Neeson's very particular set of skills. It's a wonder to behold. As the star of Schindler's List says impaled by a Candy Cane, "There's no place in this sweet world for your salty tears."

Sources: The Late Show with Stephen Colbert