As Season 12 of The Bachelorette starts to wind down, it's hard to keep track of all the contestants we've had to say goodbye to over the past few weeks. Chad Johnson, this season's since-eliminated resident villain/insane person, wants to make sure nobody forgets about him.
If you're not familiar with Chad, here he is eating.
Last night, in true Chad fashion, he went on an epic Twitter rant to comment on JoJo's Fantasy Suite dates with the remaining Bachelors. It was every bit as crazy as you'd expect.
Technically, Chad could just turn the TV off and not watch Robby "pretend to like women," but where's the fun in that?
The Fantasy Suites portion of the season took place in Thailand, a location with a tropical climate, yet Chad was very annoyed that Chase was sweating a little at dinner.
He was also quick to jump to conclusions about Chase's motives for apologizing to JoJo.
It's unclear if Chad, a man who speaks almost exclusively in protein shake metaphors, would be qualified to co-host The Bachelorette, but that'd definitely be very watchable.
When all is said and done, it's very apparent that Chad is just trying to cover up his jealousy over these guys making it to the final three. Despite his macho act, it's obvious he's still secretly pining after JoJo.