Presidential hopeful (still!) Chris Christie appeared on The Daily Show with Trevor Noah last night. Noah went straight to Christie's immigration "tracking" plan. Christie, a participant in the GOP candidates' quest to out-crazy one another, described an immigration plan akin to Fed Ex tracking packages. ”I felt like you were talking to me personally,” Noah joked, before revealing his plan to get a "barcode of love" as a tramp stamp. At which point, Christie clarified his plan, which involves fingerprinting and following people and doesn't sound at all dystopian.