News segment doubles as lonely reporter's cry for help.

News segment doubles as lonely reporter's cry for help.
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News segment doubles as lonely reporter's cry for help.

We've long suspected CNN viewers are clinically depressed, but here's the undeniable proof. Don't miss their segment tomorrow on knitting sweaters for your pets, leaving voicemails for your ex-spouse at 3 a.m., and mixing vodka with sleeping pills.

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