At least your boss pretends like he knows what you do.
Performance reviews are a miserable exercise everyone dreads. Employees feel like they are at a job interview for their own crappy job, and the management feels unclean mixing with the lower classes. However, it could be worse: your performance review could be done on camera by Conan O'Brien.
Watch as Conan terrorizes his lovely staff with unsubtle power plays, disturbs them with creepy physical advances, and makes everyone choose someone from the staff to be fired immediately. Funnily enough, everyone picks the same person.