More like James Van Der BARK. Because he is a DOG.

Remember when James Van Der Beek had that crazy hair that would not calm down

This dachshund-filled spoof of Dawson's Creek from (incredibly patient) director Michael Immerman will make you nostalgic for when blunt conversations about sex were naughty and exciting, Michelle Williams had long hair, and Joshua Jackson was the hottest guy on television. 

All that running through summery fields and snuggling with various partners just begs for a dachshund cast. I don't know why they didn't make the original program with dachshunds. The acting would probably have been a lot better. Ooh, burn!

Sources: mikeimmerman on YouTube