Tonight is the 2016 Emmys, which might as well be called the People vs. O.J. Simpson: American Crime Story Awards. From host Jimmy Kimmel's gags during the show to the crying starlets, here are all the highlights in GIFs:
First, we started the evening on the red carpet with an Amy Schumer/John Travolta/Kelly Preston threesome.
We're not really sure what Amy was doing here, but it looks like she's having a good time.
Brian Cranston shared his backup plan if this whole acting thing doesn't work out.
Sarah Paulson, who played Marcia Clarke in The People vs. O.J. Simpson: American Crime Story, brought the real Marcia Clarke as her date.
Kate McKinnon was an adorable, blubbering mess while accepting her Emmy for her work on Saturday Night Live…
…and it was touching as hell.
Alan Yang and Aziz Ansari nabbed an Emmy for Master of None and had a message for Asian parents to encourage Hollywood to diversify.
Jill Soloway was inspiring as hell while winning her Emmy for Transparent.
Then Jimmy Kimmel's mom made everyone in the audience some PBJs…
…which were served, natch, by the kids from Stranger Things.
It's not an awards show without Tina and Amy!
Patton Oswalt thanked his daughter, who is waiting at home, and his late wife, who is waiting somewhere else.
Lavene Cox spoke the truth.
Last but not least, Rami Malek couldn't believe it. (But everyone who has seen Mr. Robot could.)