The number one reason never to go on a nationally televised game show with your wife. 

Here's a small piece of advice that you do not need to accept, but which I wholeheartedly advise you to consider: if you're going to go onto a nationally syndicated game show with your spouse, set some ground rules first. For example, a really good one might be: At no time should either of us make disparaging comments about the quality of one another's genitalia. In fact, I think that one maybe should be mandatory.

The thing is, you both have to abide by these rules, even if you get a really juicy question like "If you could change one part of your husband's body, what would it be?" If only these two Family Feud contestants had followed this advice:  

Sources: poo stick | h/t Uproxx