If you've watched an awards show, you've seen a speech where winners tell their kids they love them and not to wait up—it sounds so sweet, but Adam Driver and Vanessa Bayer on SNL show what those parents are really up to while their nervous kids (Kyle Mooney and Kate McKinnon) wait for them to come home. What follows is a cautionary tale about winning a Golden Globe. In short, they go crazy and try to party like real famous people—and they probably get too involved with Liev Schrieber.