Hillary Clinton turns 69 on October 26th (nice!), and kicked off her birthday celebration on October 25th in Florida with chocolate chip cookies, tequila, and some sweet Florida publicity.

The appearance is delightfully kooky as El Gordo y La Flaca—which translates to The Fat Man and the Skinny Lady—warmly welcomed Hillary with cookies and booze.

As part of the birthday festivities, Hillary got a sweet early present in the form of tequila, and was presented with a Cuban shot, which Party Poopers Secret Service didn't let her drink.


El Gordo y La Flaca kept the party going as the appearance culminated in being serenaded by young, beautiful man Prince Royce and an enthusiastic mariachi band.


And it wouldn't be a Hillary Clinton morning show appearance if she didn't dance with the host.

Looks like she's more into the Nae Nae.

Happy birthday, Hillary! Wonder if she's waiting to get her present on November 8th.