They say it's never been easier to make it in comedy. Just film something, throw it on YouTube, or, if you're really young, send your jokes to Jimmy Fallon. He'll get an all star cast of Judd Apatow and Keanu Reeves, they'll do some weird open-mic type characters in their "Kid Standup" segment, and your life will instantly change. Pretty soon you'll be in Hollywood, just another six-year-old with a talent agent and a supporting role in Grown Ups 15.
"Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because the pee is silent."