Christmas carols are usually so saccharine that they don't accurately reflect the season for what it is—stress-inducing eating marathon where you sneak shots of alcohol behind your family's back just to maintain your sanity. For this reason and others, Jimmy Fallon asked his viewers to tweet him some new Christmas carols that better represent these modern times, and the disaster that was 2016.

Now imagine slur-singing these new Christmas carols after 3-5 glasses of eggnog. Merry Christmas, indeed.