This Saturday is St. Patrick's Day— an Irish holiday turned rich American tradition of getting absolutely wasted. And what better way to celebrate this holiday dedicated to drinking than by drinking? At least you will walk away with some fun stories (if you can remember them).
On Thursday, Jimmy Fallon read Twitter's best drunk stories on The Tonight Show, and they will make you blackout laughing.
Here are some of our favorites that didn't make it on air:
Please excuse us. We have a laugh hangover.