<p>This Saturday is St. Patrick&#39;s Day&mdash; an Irish holiday turned rich American tradition of getting absolutely wasted. And what better way to celebrate this holiday dedicated to drinking than by drinking? At least you will walk away with some fun stories (if you can remember them).</p><p>On Thursday, Jimmy Fallon read Twitter&#39;s best drunk stories on <em>The Tonight Show</em>, and they will make you blackout laughing.</p><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe oembed-full-width"><div><div class="video-correcting-container" style="left: 0px;width: 100%;height: 0px;position: relative;padding-bottom: 56.2493%;"><iframe width="480" height="270" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/L5JUP2B7GKI?feature=oembed" frameborder="0" allow="accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture" allowfullscreen style="top: 0px;left: 0px;width: 100%;height: 100%;position: absolute;"></iframe></div></div></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>Here are some of our favorites that didn&#39;t make it on air:</p><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">I was trapped in an elevator, used the emergency phone freaking out till the door opened an I was rescued. Couldn’t figure out why my rescuers seemed so annoyed. Turns out I wasn’t trapped, in my drunken state I just forgot to press a button. <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/MyDrunkStory?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#MyDrunkStory</a></p>&mdash; Ashley Lynn (@AshLT271) <a href="https://twitter.com/AshLT271/status/973652969831923717?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">March 13, 2018</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">I stepped outside of the bar to smoke. I realized I had to pee in the worst way but I had half a cig left. Decided to squat between two cops cars for ‘privacy’. Shout out to the San Diego policemen who let me finish up before they cuffed me. <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/MyDrunkStory?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#MyDrunkStory</a></p>&mdash; H Dubb (@welch864) <a href="https://twitter.com/welch864/status/973648254083661826?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">March 13, 2018</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">I was super drunk at a bar once and walked into the bathroom. When I turned I bumped into someone and said &quot;oh my gosh I&#39;m so sorry&quot;. Took me 5 minutes to realize that the &#39;person&#39; I bumped into was my reflection in the mirror. <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/MyDrunkStory?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#MyDrunkStory</a></p>&mdash; Catarina Duguay (@catarina_v_d) <a href="https://twitter.com/catarina_v_d/status/973648310803320832?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">March 13, 2018</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><oembed>https://twitter.com/JesseBetts11/status/973655618165903360</oembed><div className="ad-splitter"></div><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">I once spilled beer on my socks at a party and decided that the quickest way for me to dry them off was a minute or two in the microwave... I left the kitchen with someone yelling out &quot;Who&#39;s cooking a sock?!&quot; <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/MyDrunkStory?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#MyDrunkStory</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/jimmyfallon?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@jimmyfallon</a></p>&mdash; Daniel Del Pozo (@The_DDP) <a href="https://twitter.com/The_DDP/status/973647509787590657?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">March 13, 2018</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">After several hours of drinking in Iceland, I insisted I knew how to parkour. The following video explains what happened (sound on for full effect) <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/MyDrunkStory?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#MyDrunkStory</a> <a href="https://t.co/nheZhtF8pK">pic.twitter.com/nheZhtF8pK</a></p>&mdash; hot dog luvr (@benevolentging) <a href="https://twitter.com/benevolentging/status/973668899278475266?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">March 13, 2018</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>Please excuse us. We have a laugh hangover.</p><div className="ad-splitter"></div>

Jimmy Fallon shares people's funniest drunk stories to help you laugh off your hangover.

April Lavalle

This Saturday is St. Patrick&#39;s Day&mdash; an Irish holiday turned rich American tradition of getting absolutely wasted. And what better way to celebrate this holiday dedicated to drinking than by drinking? At least you will walk away with some fun stories (if you can remember them).On Thursday, Jimmy Fallon read Twitter&#39;s best drunk stories on The Tonight Show, and they will make you blackout laughing.Here are some of our favorites that didn&#39;t make it on air:I was trapped in an elevator, used the emergency phone freaking out till the door opened an I was rescued. Couldn’t figure out why my rescuers seemed so annoyed. Turns out I wasn’t trapped, in my drunken state I just forgot to press a button. #MyDrunkStory&mdash; Ashley Lynn (@AshLT271) March 13, 2018 I stepped outside of the bar to smoke. I realized I had to pee in the worst way but I had half a cig left. Decided to squat between two cops cars for ‘privacy’. Shout out to the San Diego policemen who let me finish up before they cuffed me. #MyDrunkStory&mdash; H Dubb (@welch864) March 13, 2018 I was super drunk at a bar once and walked into the bathroom. When I turned I bumped into someone and said &quot;oh my gosh I&#39;m so sorry&quot;. Took me 5 minutes to realize that the &#39;person&#39; I bumped into was my reflection in the mirror. #MyDrunkStory&mdash; Catarina Duguay (@catarina_v_d) March 13, 2018 https://twitter.com/JesseBetts11/status/973655618165903360I once spilled beer on my socks at a party and decided that the quickest way for me to dry them off was a minute or two in the microwave... I left the kitchen with someone yelling out &quot;Who&#39;s cooking a sock?!&quot; #MyDrunkStory @jimmyfallon&mdash; Daniel Del Pozo (@The_DDP) March 13, 2018 After several hours of drinking in Iceland, I insisted I knew how to parkour. The following video explains what happened (sound on for full effect) #MyDrunkStory pic.twitter.com/nheZhtF8pK&mdash; hot dog luvr (@benevolentging) March 13, 2018 Please excuse us. We have a laugh hangover.

This Saturday is St. Patrick&#39;s Day&mdash; an Irish holiday turned rich American tradition of getting absolutely wasted. And what better way to celebrate this holiday dedicated to drinking than by drinking? At least you will walk away...