In a natural sequel to the Mother's Day Mom Texts segment, Jimmy Kimmel celebrated Father's Day by having his staff do dramatic readings of the funniest texts they've gotten from their real live dads. The dads texted about dad-like things like joking about mom and "meemaw," asking for Dave Matthews tickets, and getting very drunk.

The dad of a young male staffer with a nice blue shirt takes the cake for having received the most Dad request of all time: