Well, when you put it that way, it seems so simple.

You might have heard that over the past few days, a lot of famous people have said a lot of things about a lot of other famous people, which sometimes made them sad. The previous sentence was a pretty evocative summary of everything that's been going on, in my opinion, but Jimmy Kimmel went into a little more detail last night on his show. He explained exactly who said what at the VMAs, and linked celebrity feuds with the poop emoji forevermore.