Cicadas conceived in 1999 are set to emerge from underground to ruin your summer, and John Oliver took it upon himself to catch them up on what they missed.
Naturally, the insects—already confused that their greeting comes via YouTube—will be shocked to learn that the curly haired guy from NSYNC is now taken seriously and that Cosby Show reruns are a lot less frequent on TV.
Oliver has yet to warn the cicadas about Donald Trump, because he's hoping to keep some underground real estate available for humans.
And the biggest development of the past 17 years? "Amazingly, we've all stopped paying for music and porn, and I think we've gotten away with it."