It's Monday morning, which for many people means a hungover and a dreary return to a poorly decorated cubicle. But it also means a new, exciting John Oliver piece has been posted online for those who don't have HBO! Last night, instead of covering the arbitrary, unjust reasons that people wind up in prison, Oliver talked about the arbitrary, unjust things that happen to prisoners once they're released. It's the classic blend of funny and informative, with the requisite jokes about SpongeBob SquarePants joining the Aryan Brotherhood to make the heavy stuff go down easier. 

Sources: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver