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Last Week Tonight with John Oliver is on hiatus until February, leaving a gaping hole in your heart and a gap in your knowledge. But because he is the hero of the post-Jon Stewart era, Oliver returned via Web Exclusive when the world needed him most—the holiday season. In this segment, Oliver explains that he gets your anxiety over giving and receiving shitty Christmas gifts, and presents his code of ethics for redistributing presents. Enjoy, and figure out the best way to run a "festive Ponzi scheme."

Sources: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver