Last Week Tonight with John Oliver returned to kick off its third season Sunday night, and to teach you and your Valentine a thing or two about voter identification laws.

As Oliver explains below, states from Wisconsin to South Carolina have created bureaucratic sh*tstorms that prevent people from exercising their constitutional right to vote. Surprise: it disproportionately disenfranchises minorities.

Welcome back, John Oliver! Your absence left a long, rant-sized hole in our hearts.