Fuller House finally arrived on Netflix to make your heart full again, but it was more like Full House: The Next Generation. With Danny, Uncle Jesse and Uncle Joey only stopping by sporadically, you wonder what the grown men have been up to all this time.
On The Late Show with Stephen Colbert last night, Bob Saget, John Stamos and Dave Coulier revealed that there is, in fact, an answer to that question and it's best to explore it in a grittier, True Detective-style reboot. Stamos explains, "After the Tanner kids go to sleep, the full house Daddies... go to the mean streets of San Francisco and solve crimes." Plus, the cover of "Everywhere You Look" is even better than Carly Rae Jepsen's.
As Saget says, all the "drugs, sex, murder, murder, murder, sex" you can dream of.