On Monday night, Pink was on Jimmy Kimmel, in the middle of talking about how she hated meeting her crush Johnny Depp, when who should come out from backstage but the man himself—Edward Piratehands. The Lone Hatter. Mr. Donnie Wonka. Lucky Pink! Poor Pink.

Kimmel got Pink to tell the story of how she (very unwillingly) met Depp before, and it didn't exactly go great. She mentioned Alice (the movie) and he got caught up on Alice (the Cooper), and, after a quick, awkward conversation, Depp told Pink to "keep on pushin' on" because that's a thing Johnny Depp says to people, apparently.