Justin Bieber lyrics are not celebrated for their subtlety, but how insidiously they implant themselves in your head and stay there for a minimum seven hours. The broad craziness of Bieber fever made his words a perfect fit for James Corden's The Bold and the Lyrical segment, in which celebrities way too good for this act out soap operas crafted from pop lyrics (the melodic equivalent of soaps).

Watch Ray Romano charmingly recite "Boyfriend" and Gary Oldman slay hearts with, "My mama don't like you, and she likes everyone."